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GOOD OR BAD?

It has been a while since I posted a joke in my column but this one was

sent to xxx asian me by Dave Baker and I am at a loss as to whether to classify it as

fairly funny, real funny or rip roaring xxx asian belly rolling funny? I figured it

was humorous enough, or bad enough for one and all to read and make your

own decisions. xxx asian For me, I will ponder while I prepare my sandwich for

lunch, with “Mayo” of course.

AS PAUL HARVEY SAYS, “NOW FOR THE xxx asian REST OF THE STORY “ Hellmannīs mayonnaise.

Most people donīt know that back in 1912, Hellmannīs mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact, xxx asian the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of

the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be

the next port xxx asian of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever

xxx asian delivered to Mexico. But as we know.the great ship did not make it to

New York.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank.and xxx asian the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly

awaiting its delivery.were disconsolate at the xxx asian loss.

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning

which they still observe to this day.

The xxx asian National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th. and is

known.of course.as Sinko de Mayo.

SOMETHING NEW

The Swagman has xxx asian added a Jacuzzi bath to two of their rooms and I have been

told that they are well received. I got Remy to pose xxx asian in one so you could

see how they look. No matter how hard I tried I could not convince Remy

that the picture xxx asian would look better if she was undressed and posing in a

bubble bath. At least you get the idea; it is just that you xxx asian will have to

find your own gal to share the delight of this tub. That should not be

hard to do.

Tub xxx asian available - Model - no!

MAGELLANīS (VASCOS)

family room

When you find yourself visiting Subic Freeport Zone you must take the time xxx asian

to eat lunch at Magellanīs, owned by Brian J. Homan. Now I get confused as

I was told the company name is Magellanīs xxx asian but the restaurant is named

Vascoīs. Whatever, it is a fascinating place to visit for Brian is a well

known wreck diver and xxx asian has two rooms dedicated to wreck artifacts. It had

been a few years since I last visited and I was amazed at the changes xxx asian and

how it has expanded. I was especially pleased to see the guest rooms

available for rent as they are roomy and beautifully xxx asian furnished. The

charges are P2,500 for the family room and P2,000 for the standard with two

family and five standard rooms available. Additionally, xxx asian there are plans to

build an apartment complex (Sunset Apts.) with units available for sale and

rent. Regretfully, my notes on the prices xxx asian of the rooms are missing but I

believe the family room goes for P2,500 and the standard room, P2,000. For

reservations and clarification xxx asian you can call the office at (63 47)

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